I accidentally made fun of a dudes erectile dysfunction
So, I'm a cashier, kinda tired (fun fact: Im always tired) and had an older dude (in his 60s probably) come through my line with a few items. One was a box of male enhancement pills. So, I ring it up, and a "is the customer 18?" message pops up.
In my brain: What if someone younger has erectile dysfunction?
Outloud: That's sad.
It takes me a second to realize what came out of my mouth, my stomach sinks and my eyes lift in dread to see – no reaction. Still stone faced. I consider explaining, but know it would be me awkwardly rambling and tripping over my words so I stay quiet and finish the transaction.
I watch him pass customer service, pass by the door greeter, and leave. Crisis averted?