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I got a dude off at work.


I got a dude off at work.

I work security for a big company and this morning a crackhead was hanging out in the parking lot looking through car windows and stuff. Went out there and got him to leave- no problems at all. Came back inside. A group of employees had formed around my desk while I was confronting the guy. These people work really monotonous jobs so any little thing I have to do is exciting news. They ask, “What was that all about?” My response to this wide eyed crowd: “Some sketchy guy just hanging out on the property when he shouldn’t be. No biggie. I just went outside and got him off.”

Haven't laughed that hard in ages.

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